Get your shift together!

The title sounds harmless enough right...unless you have a potty mouth like my cute wife. A few days ago Mar and I were driving around talking about me going driving and how many hours it will be and the pros and cons and what not. I said that the hours will vary daily, but if I hustle, I will get done quicker than the average driver. And then she said, "Yeah, I bet that a lot of UPS drivers could get their shi(f)t done faster if they had a strong work ethic and intergrity and what not." After a few moments of silence she spoke up again and said, "I said 'shift' you know." I just chuckled to myself and said, "Yeah, I hope to have my @$%* together so that I can get done early." You see, we have both had colds lately and the "f" in "shift" was barely audible rendering a very popular 4-letter word. I have teased her about it a few times and she denies even the possibility of it ever having happened. So, just a word to the wise, or unwise, however you want to look at it, be careful what you say and be sure to always have your shi(f)t together.