Benjo

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Hey...like shut-up or something

So like I have this girl in one of my like really long 2 hour and 45 minute classes and she like always asks these like really stupid questions and like the vast majority of them are like way off subject. She totally like asks questions like, "If somebody like has a question and like the question like answers itself is that like a rhetorical question or like a redundant question? (And she continues) Because whenever I was younger I would like ask my dad a question about whatever and he would like say that the question that I asked was like "redundant" or maybe he said "rhetorical" because it like answered itself or something or like it did not require like a verbal response or something like that. I can't like really remember because that was like a long time ago or something. (she continues) Becuase the other day I heard somebody say, "That was a redundant question because it answered itself". But I was like, what-ever, that is so not a redundant question, that is like a rhetorical question...or something." (End quote) So, what this chick has done in her like rambling and stuff is answered her own question and wasted my and everybody else's time. She like totally like has to make a comment at like all the wrong times. At like any moment her puny hand could like shoot up. (Have you all gotten the subtle hint of her favorite word, LIKE!!!!!!!! I will like not like use it like anymore). My favorite is when we are at 2 hours and 44 minutes and her puny hand shoots up like a rocket. This is both sad and humorous. Sad because our class has just been lengthened at least 5 minutes, maybe more depending on the response of the teacher. Humorous because you can hear the foreheads of classmates drop into open hands and a gush of frustrated exhales. Basically I just wanted you all to feel a little of my pain. But luckily enough for me there is a well stocked PEPSI machine right down the hall full of ice cold DP to take my mind off of "stupid girl".

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