Oh, those were yours?

Yeah, so the other day I went to the kitchen when I got home from work to put my lunch together. The night before I had conveniently placed some Doritos in a baggy for easy access the next day. However, when I went looking for them, they were not to be found. I called Brody and she was not licking her chops, so she was not the culprit (she has been known to down full loaves of bread, 6-inch BBQ sandwiches, and unopened bags of DOVE dark chocolates in a matter of seconds). I looked a little more, but then resigned to fill myself another baggy of Doritos. Needless to say, lunch that day was grand. The only thing missing was an ice cold DP! Later that evening, or the next evening, I do not remember, I was once again assembling my Doritos baggy for my next day's lunch. Mar walked in and asked what I was doing and I told her, "making my lunch". She said, "You take a lunch to school??!!" Why the astonishment I do not know, but I apparently surprised her with my ability to put together a little lunch for myself. Then she asked if I always took Doritos for lunch. I said, "Yes, but yesterday I almost missed out. Somebody took my Doritos that I had set aside on the counter." Her reply, "Oh, those were yours?" My little wifey had stolen my Doritos.